I don't normally watch porn, I find it depressing. I would rather be having sex then watching other people. But occasionally my desire for something different, that and the lack of warm available bodies, drives me to plunk something X-rated in my DVD player every so often.
One of these so oftens happened last week, stressed out from school, I put my choice of pornographic poison into the player and began to do my thing. Several orgasms later I came up for air, and in my daze I started to listening to the music, something I never do when it comes to porn, and I heard the strangest thing: Bagpipes.
The soundtrack was bagpipe music. I guess that's what I get for spending $4 on porn, but still, bagpipes?
I turned it off. After that I am so over porn. Warm available bodies are much more interesting anyway.
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You know, that can be justified. Please tell me that it was at the very least, historical Scottish Porn. Then the bagpipes fit.
This reminds me of an old joke.
A middle aged couple are invited by their son, a horn player, to the opening of the first movie he ever scored. After ten minutes, they realize that its the most filthy, disgusting, Xrated porno they could imagine.
They're shocked, but stay to support their son. They look around at the theater, and see an elderly couple sitting next to them. Feeling the need to justify being in the theater, they middle aged couple turns to the elderly couple and says "you know, this isn't the sort of thing we usually watch. We're just here to support our son, who wrote the music."
"thats ok" said the elderly couple "we're just here to see our dog"
This is the kind of thing that makes me wonder either 1) why can't people make better porn? or 2) how many people really get off on bagpipe music or similarly esoteric things? I'm not put off by any of that, but still. Makes one wonder.
Ha Ha .. I had a simular experience recently when I switched on and they were all wearing MASSIVE pants and of course I posted about it.
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