Observation

My friend Aimee's husband calls her, and all of her female friends (myself included), a clam. As in bearded clam. She yells at him whenever he does this.

I spent the evening with her and her husband and he proceeded to call us this with no reservations whatsoever. The next morning I got out of the shower, and looked down at my freshly shaved pussy, and in my tired state, I thought to myself: 'wow, it really does look like a clam.'